Clinton X-ray Reveals Broken Bone

Washington DC (The Washitonian)  Complaining that his Presidential "weenie" had been at half staff for several weeks was enough for doctors at Walter Reed Army Hospital to order an x-ray of the First Member which revealed a pubic hairline fracture.

They surmise the injury occurred when the President awakened in the middle of the night with what is called a "water dog." Not an erection, but the penis is in a similar rigid state due to having to pee real bad.

"Apparently he tripped on Buddy his dog as he made his way in the dark to the First Toilet and injured his dick in the fall, " said a spokesperson for the President, adding "It won't be put in a cast or splint, the only thing that will heal it is rest."