MAHER SURGERY REMOVES HEAD FROM ASS

Foot Also Extracted From Mouth During Four Hour Operation

Schlock show host Bill Maher is recovering at Chateau Marmont after a brief hospital stay.

The procedure to remove his swelled cranium which was buried deep up his prodigious rectal cavity became necessary after recent statements calling President Bush, 'Wrong Way Dubyah' and 'Chicken George'.

A reference to the fact that Bush hightailed it to Nebraska in the first hours after the September 11th attack.

His recent damage control contrition blitz of news and talk shows on which he nauseatingly begs forgiveness of the public so he can keep his late night half hour of pontification seems to have worked.

Maher is expected to return to his normal pompous self-righteous self after a few weeks.

Another surgery is scheduled later in the year to remove Maher's bloody and chapped lips from Disney CEO, Michael Eisner's crusty ass.