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Doherty Had Gas But Not Gassed
Shannen battles combative colon

Defense claims district attorney's case stinks.       
Story from yuks attornies, Phukem and Blowe

Shannen Doherty who was charged with DUI in Los Angeles claims it was intestinal turbulence not intentional tippling that caused the erratic driving leading to her arrest by the CHP.

Her agents took advantage of the high profile situation and signed her on as spokesperson for Gas Aid. Print ads were rushed into various publications.

Doherty's high priced shyster lawyer Johnny Cockroach said once the facts come out people will understand that Doherty was not a victim of drink but diarrhea, remarking, "If her pants she shit, you must acquit."

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