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Critique Commentary Parody
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Scientists Clone Jennifer Love Hewitt
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All The Love We Need
Story & phaqograph by Swedish
sinsation TFP
Actress and American sweetheart Jennifer Love Hewitt announced last week that she'd been successfully cloned twice. She explained that the clones were made to give her more time for her TV-show, making movies, and singing.
On the all-important question if this means multiple boyfriends, she confessed that the thought had crossed her - their - mind, but that the identical trio have far too much fun in bed with each other right now to do anything about it.
The team of Norwegian scientists behind this success story were sadly passed over for the Nobel prize in
medicine. Instead they've been promised a special academy award for their services to the Hollywood community.
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They repaid the academy by signing an agreement never to clone certain actors such as Sylvester Stallone and Keanu Reeves, or as the Academy formulated it; "actors of which there are already
one too many".
All rumors that the scientists made a fourth - slightly modified - Jennifer to keep for themselves were emphatically denied.
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