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TEMPTATION ISLAND TEMPTATION
Britney Spears Washes Ashore Island

Story by YUKS.COM religion editor,
Eileen Over

Capitalizing on the success of Temptation Island, excited Fox executives announced Celebrity Temptation Island where four "normal" couples will have to resist the amorous advances of thirty Hollywood superstuds & supersirens including pop diva Britney Spears

Other Celebrity Temptation Island "Doggs" and "Hoes" lined up so far are Pamela Anderson, Anna Nicole Smith, Jennifer Lopez, Gilbert Godfried, and Bruce Vilanch.

This will be Spears second Fox show, having recently been signed to a new reality series "Are They Really Real?" For twenty five weeks viewers will be shown numerous photos of Spears' breasts in various states of undress. Then in the twenty sixth and final week a national audience will vote as to whether her much discussed and debated about décolletage is genuine or surgically enhanced. The show will have a single sponsor, Wham-O Corporation, who will introduce a squeezable play toy modeled after Britney's tahtahs, expected to be a big seller.

A poster promoting the new reality show was obtained by Yuks Swedish senior staff



Bratty Britney bares all in new Fox reality show

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