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Critique Commentary Parody
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Christina VS Britney Nude Catfight
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By YUKS.COM reporter Vinny Vidivici
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In a strange yet tittylating combination of pugilism and showbiz, promoter Don King has signed singing superstar Christina Aguilera for a nude boxing match with her arch pop songbird rival Britney Spears who Aguilera condescendingly refers to as "Bratney."
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Said King, "Let's face it. Men love violence and men love hooters, bazooms, melons, chichis. It's universal. Combining the two with these well know singers was a no- brainer. This bout will be Christina & Britney's Nude Feud! The Double Breasted Brawl That Bares It All!!"
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Budweiser quickly stepped in as a sponsor and before the fight both singers will perform in a benefit concert for The CamPain Against Domestic Abuse and C.A.D.D, Cabbies Against Drunk Drivers.
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