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Michael Jackson-Karl Malden Nose Transplant

Story by YUKS intern reporter, Al Zheimer
In an instance that proves the generous and giving nature of the Hollywood community, legendary actor Karl Malden donated a part of his trademark proboscis to long suffering pop superstar Michael Jackson.

During the almost four hour procedure both Jackson and Malden were awake and talking with the doctors, Jackson is quoted as saying, "It will be great to have a nose big enough to pick again. I guess Bubbles the chimp is out of a job."



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