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Elton & Eminem Nude Booty Call

by Yuks staff reporter Ben Dover

Yuks has obtained this exclusive phaqograph, taken with a telephoto lens, of wife beater rapper Eminem and bald under that bad toupee Elton John frolicking in a meadow the day after their post Grammy late night booty call.

The two seem obviously in love and their relationship will be the subject matter of a new CD the two plan to do together tentatively titled Backdoor Boys In Sphincter Heat which will include a remake by the two of Elton John's single "Don't Go Breakin' My Heart" which he originally recorded with female singer Keke Dee in the days when John claimed to be straight, before eventually saying he was bisexual, then admitting he was a full blown fag hag.


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