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First Photos Douglas/Zeta-Jones Baby

Oxygenarian/actor Michael Douglas and his 'younger than some of his suits' wife, Catherine Zeta-Jones have granted Yuks.com exclusive publication rights to the first baby photos of their newborn son, with whom Douglas has already entered into a pre-adolescence agreement limiting how much of Douglas' fortune his offspring can inherit.


Exclusive
baby photo-
Spittin' image
of dad?

Proud parents, ancient actor Michael Douglas
and young wife Catherine Zeta-Jones

Judge Judy Tops Bitch List

By Hugh G. Rection
Barely edging out the petulant, self-centered and absorbed Barbara Streisand, Judge Judy has been voted Y2K's number one bitch in a poll of her husband, fellow tv jurist Jerry Sheindlin, who said when asked about his wife, "Visualize Medusa on steroids, Roseanne with her period. I won't say exactly what I think she is but I will say the word starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a world governing organization in between."


Judges Judy and hubby during happier times
at the beginning of their marriage

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