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Critique Commentary Parody
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During a sometimes tearful press conference held at the Beverly Hills Hotel, actor/satyr Jack Nicholson's penis announced its retirement from "active duty" to concentrate on writing its autobiography.
"We fucked just about everything that moved. This book is not just about our more well known conquests like Angelica Huston and Lara Flynn Boyle but also about our lesser know trysts with a young Mother Teresa in Calcutta and one with Attorney General Janet Reno during a stay-over in Lincoln's bedroom while visiting the Clinton's at the White House. We donated more than money on that trip, if you know what I mean," said the actor's cock who seemed to relish the attention after years of living in the shadow of Nicholson's stomach.
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Angry actor cusses cock for cutting out
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Al And Hillary Court Nudist Vote
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Trying to cover every demographic group possible before the November election, Al Gore, Hillary Clinton, and their respective spouses made an appearance at an upstate New York nudist camp "town meeting".
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Bare-assed candidates hanging out on campaign trail
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The contents of this site are intended for children OVER the age of eighteen. Yuks.com deals in criticism, comment, news reporting, social/political satire & celebrity parody, meaning the stories are phony and the pics are fake and vice versa. All FAKE FOTOS ©2001-2005 free to use with credit to YUKS.COM Copyright 2001-2005, YUKS Entertainment, All Rights Reserved
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