Jesus' Second Coming Goes Unnoticed
Resurrection during NBA finals bad timing for comeback.

By Yuks.com staff writer
Ho Lee Rolah

Disappointed by the lack of attention his recent return to earth created, Jesus Christ has dropped his former reps Matthew, Mark, Luke & John and replaced them with the high-powered William Morris Talent Agency of Malibu, California, where the Savior has also purchased a six million shekel home. "We plan to bring him along slowly," said Will Fokimall, head of talent.  "People Magazine's Sexy Bachelor issue (though the Son of God plans to wed Mary Magdalene after the Apocalypse), some TV appearances like on Rosie O' Donnell who's a big fan, Leno, Letterman, Hollywood Squares.

Maybe some cameos in a few movies. What director wouldn't want Jesus Christ in a script that calls for a character named Jesus Christ? All building for the big payoff of a pay-per- view Survivor-type challenge against the Antichrist, a series like that could go a thousand years." Lawyers for the agency have also filed suit against a slew of competitors that claim they are Jesus Christ, who are "...diluting the value of our product and trademark." At least two counter suits have been filed. One by a Jesus H. Christ claiming prior use of the name, the second a class action by the government of Mexico on behalf of the three million Jesus' (pronounced Hay Sue Says) living in that country.