Spandex Sues Lopez
(YUKS.COM NEWS)
Agreeing with company lawyers charging that she has single-handedly increased the failure rate of their product, a Federal court has granted a temporary injunction against actress/singer Jennifer Lopez which prevents her from wearing any clothing made from the super stretch material Spandex until the matter is resolved in court.

Scientific testimony showed how the normal female ass exerts about 90 lbs PSI (per square inch). Lopez' ass was measured at a whopping 750 lbs PSI, almost ten times the average.

Several incidents on the set and during concerts in which Lopez had a Spandex "blowout" had been hushed up by her publicity people until the publication of a damning photo taken by Yuks.com photographer, Michael "Junior" Mintz.

Lopez 'ass blowout' rocks Hollywood and
gives rise to Spandex lawsuit