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(YUKS.COM NEWS)
Friends of Howard Stern's longtime sidekick Robin Quivers have confirmed the rumor that the mega Rubenesque 'yes woman' is set to wed a Laughing Hyena she met while on vacation in the wilds of New Guinea.
"It's a perfect match," said one source. "He's a scavenger, she's a scavenger, and they both have the same delightful laugh."
When asked about her fiancé Quivers replied, "He's the only boyfriend I've had that doesn't treat me like a piece of meat. And when it comes to lovin' he's a Sixty Minute Mammal! "
The Laughing Hyena proved to have a sense of humor, saying when asked about his sex life with Quivers, "Oh baby's got back! Robin got so much back first time I saw her I thought it was an eclipse! Robin got so much back it has its own gravitational pull! Robin got so much back she got hit from behind by a bus and said Hey Quit Pushing! Robin got so much back the Flesh-Eating Bacteria said, Whew, I'm Stuffed!"
At that point Quivers broke into her trademark gratuitous cackle and was soon joined by the Hyena.
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