Crosby Kicks Off Sperm Donating Effort
David Crosby the singer/songwriter, and
father of Melissa Etheridge's child launched a nationwide drive to personally inseminate with his talented musical zygotes, as many tone deaf lesbians as he possibly can during a sixty day tour of dyke bars around the US.

Crosby plans not to artificially inseminate the women but do it, as he put it, "...the old fashioned way. Hell, mebbe I'll turn a few of 'em straight."

Some lesbians are not so excited about Crosby's plans, claiming he's on drugs again, but not heroin as he was in the seventies.  They say he's now hooked on the super hard-on pill, Viagra.

"He's eatin' 'em like M & M's, " said a close friend. "Since the only groupies showing up after his concerts were using walkers, he's turned to these young Sisters of Sappho to satisfy his lust. It's like watching a bull walrus mate. The thing is they're falling for it."