Pope Chokes Chicken
Pope John Paul II during a papal visit to the hospital bedside of his friend of over twenty years - the comatose publisher of YUKS.COM, Reverend L. Rubber Chicken - performed an exorcism designed to drive out what the pontiff called " a demonic poultrygeist" which he believed to be responsible for the billionaire's condition.

The Pope jerked the Chicken up from his hospital bed and literally choked the Chicken violently as part of the exorcism. After an exhausting effort the Pope gently placed Chicken back in bed.

Chicken was still in a coma as this issue went to press.

Though paralyzed from the neck down due to a crossing-the- road accident in his early twenties, Chicken lead a full life, founding the worldwide religion of Poultryology and later creating Yuks Entertainment, parent company of Yuks.com.